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#guccicollective

cureforbedbugs:

Join the #guccicollective game on Twitter — M.I.A. has described her new album as a mix between Gucci Mane and Animal Collective, so me ‘n’ Alex O. (in italics) figured out what it would sound like (“deedly-dee-deedly-dee” dream-dissolve):

“Ice like BRRR, livin’ in an igloo, got adobe sluts I call my girls, who I did, too.”

“Who could win a rabbit, mane, who could win a chicken, who can slice it fatter, mane, call it finger-lickin’”

“Keep findin’ these rocks, you can call me a geologist, fuck with Gucci you gon’ need a proctologist.”

“Open up open up open up your throat, honey. Sucks that daddy’s gone, but brother Gucci gets that sports money.”

“Your girl on my dick like my Aston Martin ride, Gucci Mane’s peacebone adjusts her insides”

“You fuckin’ with a leaf house, I’m fuckin’ with a trap house, goofy motherfuckers too fruity like Mickey Mouse”

“Gucci dressed tight in those summertime clothes. Gettin’ sex so tight from them summertime hos.”

this post is about misc. illness

I don’t know what I’m sick with, but I woke up on Tuesday feeling something that resembled a brutal hangover minus the dehydration. I hadn’t been drinking, so I don’t think that was the issue, and whereas one usually gives way to a 3-5 hour turnaround, I was more or less bedridden and unable to maintain my balance for the better part of the day. Yesterday was the same, today I’m feeling well enough to, uh, not fall over when I get up. This is a plus.

I did, however, experience something of note: all music sounded absolutely awful for some reason. This may have something to do with the fact that that Owl City song is the #1 song in America, and it may somehow be tainting all of my listening, since every time I hear Owl City music I feel this weird, instinctive urge to mute it or turn it off that I’ve yet to understand. I’ve never experienced such an all-consuming urge to block out a specific musician before and I don’t really understand where it’s coming from or why it exists. But I wasn’t able to get through anything, really, without getting frustrated with it for some reason or another. I don’t know what to make of this.

simple english wikipedia is the best thing

assortedirrelevancies:

Event Horizon is a scary movie from 1997 that starred Sam Neill as the main bad guy.

Synopsis

This movie is made in the future and a space ship is stuck near Jupiter. Sam Neill is very sad because his wife has died. When they go to the space ship, they find that everyone has killed themselves, and it all looks very scary. Then they find out that the ship has been to another dimension and it is like hell and everyone sees their worst nightmares.

Sam Neill sees his wife in his dream, and she tells him to pull his eyes out. Sam Neill then walks around without any eyes and starts to kill people. They send him out to space, but he does not die. People get very scared. Even when they kill Sam Neill, they still see him.