December 2009
28 posts
this post contains highlights from the WikiHow...
http://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-Rap-Song
things I did not know before reading:
1. Think about the topic of your Rap so you do not write a song that will make you most likely not look like a good rapper.
2. Create a low tone ( low note etc). The bass line should be in the same key as the so that there are no ‘sour notes’ and the beat is easy to work with. The bass line should not be...
this post is about the future
At some point in the next fifty years someone is going to ask where precisely our generation went wrong, and there will probably be a number of pretty decent answers to this question. Personally, I will propose two things when asked exactly we went wrong:
1. Golden Tee golf.
2. The image of two men egging on two straight women to make out.
Damage has been done. There is no turning back.
“I find it ridiculous that a section talking about the treatment of crucifixion...”
– http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Crucifixion_in_art#Anime_section
Lil Wayne's Eternally Delayed "Rebirth" Leaked By... →
maura:
Not with a bang, but with a processing error at the warehouse.
(His fans must be loyal though, since the thing hasn’t shown up on Rapidshare et al yet…)
Whoever’s received their copy so far must have listened to thing and determined with some certainty that there was, in fact, no demand for this product.
I am really curious if these CDs were all supposed to be recalled so the...
this post contains three dreams I had recently
1. My front left tooth becomes loose. I ask the world for advice on this, get none.
2. C-SPAN changes format and ceases to broadcast the House of Representatives indefinitely in favor of showing only surveillance camera footage of people’s first kisses. Mine airs on June 16, 2001, though I miss its broadcast.
3. I am called to the middle of a football field at halftime. Someone I...
this post is about this morning
I woke up late and still don’t feel like I’ve actually woken up despite being awake for forty or so minutes at this point. Something is playing an acoustic version of that Spin Doctors song at me. I don’t need this.
this post is about christmas parties
I put the Brokencyde album into the gift exchange and I got a pomegranate back. I think I did pretty well.
“As of now, I have 4 days til I get on my Greyhound. Destination? FORKS:D I’m...”
– djiaksdj;ajsdlkasjd;jqd;jwq (via slowgraffiti)
I don’t really know what to do with this. I know that I do not like it. But I don’t know what to do with it, other than to tell her “Yes, go to Forks. I can only hope that they have internet access as readily available as they do...
this post is about last night
The cats started screaming at around 3:30. I don’t know why the cats started screaming, or why my microphones couldn’t hear the screaming as well as my ears, but there was going to be a recording of screaming cats here and there isn’t because I couldn’t capture it quickly enough. And then the power cable fell out of my laptop and it turned off mid-recording. This venture...
“I remember once in Australia [Morrissey] was ill. This is the illest man ever!...”
– Jo Slee, former personal assistant to Morrissey (via sixstepsback) (via desnoise)
