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Dec 22
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one of the three performers pictured is quite clearly strung out. which one is it?

one of the three performers pictured is quite clearly strung out. which one is it?

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Dec 21
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(via feizhutunes)
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(from Neil Hamburger’s Twitter)

(from Neil Hamburger’s Twitter)

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Dec 15
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Dec 14
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this post contains three dreams I had recently

1. My front left tooth becomes loose. I ask the world for advice on this, get none.

2. C-SPAN changes format and ceases to broadcast the House of Representatives indefinitely in favor of showing only surveillance camera footage of people’s first kisses. Mine airs on June 16, 2001, though I miss its broadcast.

3. I am called to the middle of a football field at halftime. Someone I haven’t seen in a while assembles a formation of cheerleaders into a menorah and demands that I form the base of it. I stare for a while, then stand as the base of the menorah. The crowd gets very excited, I wake up.

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this post is about this morning

I woke up late and still don’t feel like I’ve actually woken up despite being awake for forty or so minutes at this point. Something is playing an acoustic version of that Spin Doctors song at me. I don’t need this.

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Dec 13
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this post is about christmas parties

I put the Brokencyde album into the gift exchange and I got a pomegranate back. I think I did pretty well.

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Dec 08
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this video was labeled “Goat yelling like a man / Akon yelling like a man.” I haven’t been so confused by something the internet had produced in quite a while, so good work, internet.

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Dec 07
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Bob Dylan on Late Night With David Letterman, 1982

I’m pretty sure that the rest of Bob Dylan’s eighties run should’ve been more like this.

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