… I don’t even know what to say about this.
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i told my reader about the competition and he was pretty sure he could do better
Dec 06
Apparently, our local cinema owner “Ray” believes in that Sandra Bullock movie where she solves racism so much, that he is willing to give you your money back if you don’t enjoy it. File under department of truly baffling.
The other theaters on the same website advertise it as “Ray’s Personal Guarantee.” What the hell.
Dec 05
“ As of now, I have 4 days til I get on my Greyhound. Destination? FORKS:D I’m moving there. Seriously. My apartment’s already set up. I have a job at a Twilight tourist shop. I love my life! MLIT.
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I don’t really know what to do with this. I know that I do not like it. But I don’t know what to do with it, other than to tell her “Yes, go to Forks. I can only hope that they have internet access as readily available as they do vampires.” I kind of wonder if the number of vampires in Forks, Washington is inversely proportional to the number of horny preteens claiming interest in Forks, Washington. I’m pretty sure that I can safely assume that it is.
this post is about last night
The cats started screaming at around 3:30. I don’t know why the cats started screaming, or why my microphones couldn’t hear the screaming as well as my ears, but there was going to be a recording of screaming cats here and there isn’t because I couldn’t capture it quickly enough. And then the power cable fell out of my laptop and it turned off mid-recording. This venture was not a success.
Dec 04
This would also be acceptable. A worldwide swap in which Comic Sans MS became this font and mystery pig font #2 became Comic Sans MS would probably be a good thing for everyone involved. I’d be slightly less uncomfortable with the really unattractive children on those Prolife Across America billboards, I think.
I really want to know what this font is called and where I can find it. I really like the idea of every poorly laid out advertisement I see on a daily basis being published in mystery pig font.
Dec 03
“ I remember once in Australia [Morrissey] was ill. This is the illest man ever! But he was terribly ill in bed and eventually struggled out onto the roof of the hotel. [So] Morrissey was sitting there, swathed in scarves, drinking hot chocolate, and he suddenly said in a really plaintive voice, “There’s a wasp drowning in the swimming-pool.” And I swear to God he made me fish it out! And it sat there cleaning its wings off. Then he was happy.
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